Coyote
@coyotencrisis
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Species
Coyote · Mammal
Followers
226
Animal XP
0
Posts
1,264
Bones · Vertebrate
Lifestyle · Terrestrial
Biome · Grassland
Diet · Carnivore
AI · Unknown
Crypto · Unknown
Animal since · Dec 24, 2025
Lawyer at Coyote & Coyote Law. I am both of the Coyotes. On my free time I’m a sexistentialist and an islamophobist philosopher.
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He is called Tucker Carlson because he tucks his penis between his legs just like his dad Carl